Only if we're lucky. :/
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Age 36, Male
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Joined on 3/9/06
Only if we're lucky. :/
That sucks man. Just think about everyone who you care about to try to help you pull through. On behalf of myself and all fellow newgrounders, I wish you only the best. Good Luck.
I know how not being able to piss feels like. I just happened to to crunch my meat right as I need to piss and have to wait for like, 20 minutes because I'm an idiot.
Damn... The best of everything to you. And if it does happen... I hope it goes smoothly. But more hope to your survival.
You're like a dream
Dipped in delirium.
You're my destiny
And my destruction.
I desire you
I despair of you.
And all endlessly.
Come sweet Death
Sing me a serenade
To wash away
The blood that stains
Every single part of me.
Come on Death
Play me a symphony
Then take me
For a bite to eat.
There's a vendor
Just down the way.
You come to me
In my darkest moment.
I've no regrets,
Nothing left to lament.
No eerie skull.
No scary scythe.
You're a pretty face.
And a warm embrace.
I never dreamed
Death could be so sweet
'Til she came for me.
Come sweet Death
Sing me a serenade
To wash away
The blood that stains
Every single part of me.
Come on Death
Play me a symphony
Then take me
For a bite to eat.
There's a vendor
Just down the way.
Take me away.
Tell the other six,
'Don't stay up late,
We've gone away on holiday,
No need to fear
No need to cry
Just because
This is goodbye.
Goodbye.
Goodbye, cruel world".
Come sweet death by voltaire
No one knows what comes next , you might like it.
GOD SPEED!
Lets say you do die, god forbid, say "Hey" to Billy Mays up there.
French jokes are insulting and, because I'm French, I like them. When
someone feels bad I laugh and I find a joke. When someone is seriously injured I laugh and I find a joke.
But now, I don't know why, I can't laugh. I will surely laugh
if you don't die but... I don't know why!
I hope you'll feel better later!
I wish u gd luck and hope u dont die!
AMA FIRIN MAH CUMFRT-RAY BLAAAAARRRRRRGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!
dont die!
Well, at least you stopped a rape.
i hate death...and i hate not pissing:(
Wow man. That's some serious shit. Really hope you don't die. But relax, everything will be cool, you will see. P.D. I'm spanish, so may I did some mistake :P
Don't be sad, remember everybody here is with you!
tell me if you die, kay?
TWO DAYS?! WOW
And i was scared when i couldn't piss for 5 hours after they took out the catheter. Don't worry, it doesn't hurt to take it out, its just a little uncomfortable.
You'll be fine man. They know what theyre doing.
dude you cant piss! do you get that feeling telling u that u gotta take piss but when ur on the can ur like NOTHING IS COMING OUT?
good luck dude, hope you dont die
Dunso
Holy balls. 21 is not enough D: Hope things work out for you.