Bee Season Survival Guide V1.01 - What YOU Need To Know To Stay Bee Free!
As some of you may have noticed, its fucking bee season already. Those buzzing bastards have been out in full force over the last few days, and LUCKY YOU, Im here to keep you safe and healthy with my short but useful guide to stay bee free!
The Folowing Is A List From Most To Least Important Facts And Tips About Bees :
1) STAY THE FUCK INSIDE! - No matter the cause for need to be outside, it is not good enough to warrent the risk of prolonged exposure to the bees.
2) If you are stung post about it on the BBS IMMEDIATELY! We need to know about it and how it happned so that we can all avoid the circomstances that caused you to get stung, Even though we are not doctors, you should still consault with us for no other reason then to have some one to talk to.
3) Keep your windows closed! Bees have a fondness for sweet smells, and those twinkies protruding from your mouth look awful delicious to a bee, they will attack if you try to keep them away from your precious twinkies,
4) Keep a can of AXE deodorant handy - If one of those buzzing bastards some how manages to get into your dwelling ( should have read the above more carefully i guess ) A can of axe and a lighter will allow you to torch that fucker before he gets into stinging range.
Now It is going to be a long 3 -6 weeks. but if we stick together, I KNOW we can circomvent certen extinction by bees if thease simple steps are followed carfuly and diligently,
Thankyou for your attention, and god speed every one.