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Yea, last night i went to the casino for like the 8th time in 3 weeks, And it finaly payed off,

I was playing roulette all night long, around 12 am they raised the limit from 5 to 10, I had about 800 bucks from my original pot left, kept winning and loosing a lot so i stayed about even but still loosing, so i decided to switch to black jack. first few games i played with 20 bucks, lost every game, and then i had a sensation that i sould go big, or go home, I went big, Dropped 200 bucks on 1 hand, got black jack, won 600 back, My friend was cheering me and I got very excited, I let my 600 winnings ride, every one at the table gasped and didnt buy cards that game so they could watch me, gave me a great feeling of worth you know?

Any way, my cards where shit, had a total of 12, poaaibly the worst hand you can get, I took another card and it was a 2, Ohh fuck i thought, 14 is dangerous. but i had to take another card, I got a 3, and i had to stay because my nerves where fucking shot, my friend yelled at me with disapproval, but i knew it was the wrong decision,

the dealer comes out with 15, my heart raced as i knew i had a very real chance of winning now, dealer pulls a card because they have to be over 16 before they stop, and he gets a 10, the small croud erupts in cheers and my friend is slapping me on the back violently. 1200 bucks... the excitement was so great i felt a sence of euphoria, almost like a drug, my head was buzzing with excitement,

I thought to myself that all that money was just extra, so i may as well go play with it, my friend tried to pull me away from the roulette table, but that just led to an awkward conversation with the security gaurd ^^

I fucking threw 100 bucks on 18 after a quick scan of the previous numbers, once again every one is all eyes on the kid with too much money, the wheel spins and BAM 18! At first i didnt know what to think because i was so sure that it would not happen, but it did, and i accidentaly made a very embarasing noise of glee as every one around me once again starts cheering, i just won an extra 3600 bucks, wow,

so now i am 4000 bucks richer thanks to good ol windsor casino, and my friend keeps telling me that i have problems with gambeling, i know i do, but now that problem is starting to look more like an answer.

Yes im stupid..

Today i got this wonderful speaker wire for 6 bucks a foot, only got 12 feet of the stuff because i want to keep my lengths short to decrease interference, wow, WOW! What a fucking difference, I was listening to 4 rc-70s with out my 10's because i didnt get enough wire, but.. im speachles. the diffrence it made is like going from some walmart brand dvd player with speaker combo to a $2000 system, and I just inhanced my 5k system 10 fold, I thought i had the best before, no, no, if you have shitty speakers, this wire will enhance your fedelity greatly, if you have fucking amazing speakers, you will be blown away at what you have been missing all this time, GET THE BEST SPEAKER WIRE POSSIBLE NOW.

There once was a man from Nantucket,
whose cock was so long he could suck it,
while licking his chin,
he said with a grin,
if my ear was a pussy I'd fuck it.

So yea i just got back from the Windsor casino, wow what a night,

I discovred my uncanny talent for the game of roulette, 1st round, 30 bucks on black, win 60 bucks,
2nd round, the number 18 was hit just 2 spins ago, but 18 is my lucky number so i put 2 bucks on 18, i won 36 : 1 on 18, I was so excited, my retarded friend tried to tell me to leave but nooo i could not do that, i had to put 10 bucks on 26, and 5 on 22, well 26 was spun and i got 260 fucking bucks, even better? the money that i was using to gamble was a surprise check from overpaied taxes.

ohh yea good night.

oh and my friend won the jack pot on penny slots. 100 bucks.... he was soo excited to see that 10000 credit untill he figured out it was 10000 pennies. oh well, we both made money for once and had a great time,

Huzzah for surprise checks from the government of Canada for over paid taxes!

1000 unexpected $'s have arrived at my door. how should i treat myself?

Oh wow, I paid my visa and gas bill, how fun was that?

You guys, Being self employed kicks soo much ass,,,, in 1 month i have already gotten 20 clients and nearly 200 unique phone numbers of potential clients, My business model can put fucking Tim Hortens to shame,

I just felt like barging because i am in an exceptionally good mood for the first time in several months..
good night!

Bee Season Survival Guide V1.01 - What YOU Need To Know To Stay Bee Free!

As some of you may have noticed, its fucking bee season already. Those buzzing bastards have been out in full force over the last few days, and LUCKY YOU, Im here to keep you safe and healthy with my short but useful guide to stay bee free!

The Folowing Is A List From Most To Least Important Facts And Tips About Bees :

1) STAY THE FUCK INSIDE! - No matter the cause for need to be outside, it is not good enough to warrent the risk of prolonged exposure to the bees.
2) If you are stung post about it on the BBS IMMEDIATELY! We need to know about it and how it happned so that we can all avoid the circomstances that caused you to get stung, Even though we are not doctors, you should still consault with us for no other reason then to have some one to talk to.
3) Keep your windows closed! Bees have a fondness for sweet smells, and those twinkies protruding from your mouth look awful delicious to a bee, they will attack if you try to keep them away from your precious twinkies,
4) Keep a can of AXE deodorant handy - If one of those buzzing bastards some how manages to get into your dwelling ( should have read the above more carefully i guess ) A can of axe and a lighter will allow you to torch that fucker before he gets into stinging range.

Now It is going to be a long 3 -6 weeks. but if we stick together, I KNOW we can circomvent certen extinction by bees if thease simple steps are followed carfuly and diligently,

Thankyou for your attention, and god speed every one.

I went out on a country road to watch this amazing storm, wow it was amazing, After about 20 fantastic bolts of sky filling bliss, I started to notice my finger twitching, A quorter second or less later i feel my neck start to tingle, and a short second later the feeling intensifies and my leg hair starts to stick straight out. An infinitesimal amount of time after that, thunder rapes my eardrums and a blue blast ravished my eyes,

Now im sure it was my van that got hit, but it could have hit the utility pole 5 feet beside me, Sadly there are no scorch marks on my van, so my friends wont belive me... but it was one hell of an experence.

I am still having quite a rush of adrenalin. so grammar and spelling is shitty.