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I got fucking tired of waiting for pay pal for the last 2 years and i finaly caved in to temptation, LOOK ON MY GEAR PAGE! isn't it beautifull?


There once was a man...

2009-10-25 14:32:19 by mariomusicmaker1

There once was a man from Nantucket,
whose cock was so long he could suck it,
while licking his chin,
he said with a grin,
if my ear was a pussy I'd fuck it.



Bee Season Survival Guide V1.01 - What YOU Need To Know To Stay Bee Free!

As some of you may have noticed, its fucking bee season already. Those buzzing bastards have been out in full force over the last few days, and LUCKY YOU, Im here to keep you safe and healthy with my short but useful guide to stay bee free!

The Folowing Is A List From Most To Least Important Facts And Tips About Bees :

1) STAY THE FUCK INSIDE! - No matter the cause for need to be outside, it is not good enough to warrent the risk of prolonged exposure to the bees.
2) If you are stung post about it on the BBS IMMEDIATELY! We need to know about it and how it happned so that we can all avoid the circomstances that caused you to get stung, Even though we are not doctors, you should still consault with us for no other reason then to have some one to talk to.
3) Keep your windows closed! Bees have a fondness for sweet smells, and those twinkies protruding from your mouth look awful delicious to a bee, they will attack if you try to keep them away from your precious twinkies,
4) Keep a can of AXE deodorant handy - If one of those buzzing bastards some how manages to get into your dwelling ( should have read the above more carefully i guess ) A can of axe and a lighter will allow you to torch that fucker before he gets into stinging range.

Now It is going to be a long 3 -6 weeks. but if we stick together, I KNOW we can circomvent certen extinction by bees if thease simple steps are followed carfuly and diligently,

Thankyou for your attention, and god speed every one.


It's CUMING!

2009-07-19 01:48:41 by mariomusicmaker1

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ITS COMMING ITS COMING! ITS CUMING! In 27 days it will have cum, and i will be complete.


Well im back, kinda,

2009-07-05 00:08:06 by mariomusicmaker1
Updated

Why


I may die... update, again

2009-07-03 04:18:58 by mariomusicmaker1
Updated

damn kidneys



Yay, 300 people have me on there favorite artist list! and i have great love for you all.


Fuck my fucking van!

2009-06-24 18:54:39 by mariomusicmaker1

Fuck it straight to hell!

They made every component in the fucker impossible to remove / replace. Today i tried to replace the speakers, i have done this several times on other peoples cars, but not my own, and what do you fucking know, the door latch and all the buttons are part of the fucking side pannle that is supposed to just snap off, but after i get mine off it has wires attached and there all hard wired straight to the componints, fuck off pontiac!

now i have to pay an obcene 160 bucks just to get them professionaly installed, all because of an inaccessable battery, and fucking side pannle, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKF FUCKF!



Woopie....


21st birthday spent alone,

2009-06-17 13:17:50 by mariomusicmaker1
Updated

Well, tomorrow is my 21st birthday, and I am forced to spend it with my parents,
: not that that is a bad thing, I just wish it could be diffrent,

Any way, Last year, when i actually had friends, I went to the casino with my friend, and we had a blast, came with 600 bucks, lost all of it, won it all back and left with $20 extra, good times, but now, Im stuck spending my birthday at my parents house, all because of my fucking social anxiety,

over the last year, i basically alienated every one in my life, mostly because I thought that they where planning against me, wanting to kill me, or something along those lines. looking back it makes no sense to me, but i cant help it,

And now i have to spend what is arguably the most important birthday in my life alone,
fucccck

im not worth the sperm im made from.

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